hipster sean

A fat, bearded gay man that wears ill fitting clothes,( mostly flannels). He also claims to be highly skilled in the arts and sciences but his actions will prove he has no clue of either. He will often wear hot topic style clothes of old punk and metal bands to try and impress the real men in his life; However real men with see him as the poser he truly is.

That fat lumberjack guy drinking a latte in his misfits T-shirt is a real hipster Sean.

by lordofalltime January 15, 2018

Hipster

The epitome of a poser. A person in the teens, or 20s that thinks not being into mainstream stuff makes them cool. Usually stuff that was popular way before their time (i.e. cassettes). This group wasn't even thought of or old enough to remember the 80s, or 90s. Yet acts as if they're the supreme authority on both decades. Not realizing the stuff they like such as the fashion they wear was worn decades before. Unlike the 30+ crowd which actually grew up with cassettes, vcrs, denim high waisted shorts. So therefore can never be hipsters. These teenyboppers, and twenty something are posers. Also might add that hipsters, and bohemians aren't the same thing. Bohemians are artistically inclined, hipsters are just about image.

Teen 1: I'm so cool, look at me! I'm listening to a portable cassette player. I'm such a hipster!
30 something: So what? Thanks to Ebay, and Etsy. Anyone can buy one, and so what? I had the real thing when they were popular

by StarDust1981 June 1, 2018

Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.

Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”

by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019

Hamster

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.

by TBels October 2, 2019

hipster

A guy from Kilkis who moved to London to dress like a peacock to drink flat whites and eat avocado toasts in East London...

- Hey man, wanna go for kokoretsi?

- Sorry man, I'm vegan now...
- What a hipster!

by gelost February 13, 2020

Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.

X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia

by therealDM December 9, 2020

Hamsterwheeling

1) doing something pointless but still having a good time

2) working really hard at something but not getting anywhere

1) “I’ve been watching videos of things in slow motion for hours now, sure the day is gone, but I don’t mind hamsteerwheeling.”
2) “I’ve been working the same job for years and haven’t been promoted, I feel like I’m hamsterwheeling here.”

by Mr. G - Turtle for Hire May 1, 2021