fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

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On flop

Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it

"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night"
"Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you"

"There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line"
"Yeah man I do it all the time"
"On flop?"
"Yeah on flop"

by Pappuccino December 24, 2022

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Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!

I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!

by John Zombie September 30, 2025

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Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

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Flop

When you just can’t seem to get it up. It is a harrowing experience that scars a young teen for life. Suffering from Erectile Dysfunction can have its poll on a man, making him constantly trying to be an alpha but failing consistently. Everyone hates a flop when they play among us.

Oh hey grandma how’s it going
Not good, grandad flopped last night.

by Africanmonaly May 6, 2021

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flop

When used on TikTok specifically, a flop refers to a person who is insignificant/irrelevant. The 'insignificant/irrelevant' person being referred to is usually described as such due to performing problematic actions, to bash and attack them.

taylor swift outsold that flop.

by whippdcreeam August 4, 2022

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