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the cowboy

The cowboy is for any one living out west. This is where a full chew spitter is poured onto the penis to be used as anal or vaginal lubrication. And if the girl is a chewer her self, you can just get dome while she has a fatty in. This works just as well.
dude, when I was at that old west bar downtown sine girl asked if I was down for the cowboy. And I said hell yeah.
the cowboy by cfrau15 February 6, 2008
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upside down triple cowboy shit 

MAsturbating with a sandpaper glove hopping up and down pon your partner then saying fuck you three times and kicking her boobs. Have fun
Example should include the word "upside down triple cowboy shit"

dirty cowboy 

when a male is chewing tobacco and spits the tobacco juice between a females tits and then begins to tit fuck her. The male then cums on her face, after orgasm the male then spits his tobacco juices on her face.
I was tit fucking this bitch with big ol titties and i had a dip in my mouth at the time, i had no lube so i used my dip spit and the dirty cowboy worked great. I didn't even have to light up a smoke after sex.

Midnight Cowboy 

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!
Midnight Cowboy by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Urban Cowboy 

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans
Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.
Urban Cowboy by G-Union June 23, 2004

foreskin cowboy 

when a women pulls a mans foreskin so hard is comes off.
My wife gave me a foreskin cowboy.
foreskin cowboy by lilrunner15 March 11, 2015

Bipolar Cowboy 

Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.
My boyfriend 'bipolar cowboy'd me last night; I think he's the one!
Bipolar Cowboy by Poliotastic March 30, 2010