cooter scooter

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

by Bill May 20, 2004

cooter

Male or female genitalia.

Ie.) She just cooter chopped that guy down the stairs!!

by Jen n Di December 28, 2005

Cooter shooter

When a large amount of sand comes out in a fast shooting motion from a girls vaginia

Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!

Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?

by Alex The Man July 19, 2006

cooter

A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.

"He is such a cooter faggit."

by the king of kingpins December 9, 2008

Cootersmith

The area between a woman's legs; vagina.

Christ, almighty, Anne. What's that sticking out of your cootersmith?!

by Max Wittert July 18, 2006

Cooter Pringle

After a female wears underwear, she leaves some of her cooter juices in her thong/boyshorts. Overnight, these juices become crusted causing her cooter juices to become a chip like feature known as a cooter pringle.

This morning when i gave her her underwear back, there was a massive cooter pringle waiting to be discovered.

by Rappleslayer July 6, 2010

Catterall

To stretch a woman's vagina with a using both fists

"I heard she got catteralled" "yeh it was me i got my head in to"

by Shazrimjob December 14, 2013