crooked collarbones 

a more discreet way of telling someone you have an eating disorder (mostly used by people that suffer from anorexia or bulimia).
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.

may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.

person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."

crooked collarbones by alitair March 22, 2021

cookid 

Lmao "cookid"

Cookid

cookid by anonymous July 23, 2021

alarm cocked 

Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.

Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.

alarm cocked by Collard Greens November 10, 2013

Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.

Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)

Ubey Le Cocked by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011

Community Rice Cooker 

The action of when several men cream pie an Asian woman, she then holds in the cum with a tampon until fully absorbed

Hey you seen that new Asian girl in class? Were all going to her place after for a community rice cooker.

Community Rice Cooker by Qurisx October 3, 2020

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

off-cocked by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

Cooped 

when someone gets insanely drunk from a red cup full of vodka

" I am about to get cooped tonight"

Cooped by yuknia February 11, 2010