Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?
Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
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by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
Get the Carrot Bite mug.When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
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Get the carrot patch with pumpkin soup mug.Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
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Get the Carrot Party mug.A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.
Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.
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