Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022

Savage cabbage

Born a doll

Savage cabbage

He a real savage cabbage

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 9, 2021

Cabbage

A stupid stupid sussy vegetable that only Baka eat so gross😫🥵😫🥵😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫 SO SUS OMG

Cabbage so gross sussy Baka

by Sussy man May 10, 2021

cabbaging

eating from the poop chute of a gonorreah ridden individual

ive been cabbaging this guy all night long, yummy

by brussel sprout lover August 20, 2024

Cabbage

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

by Massa2001 November 24, 2024