An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.
Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
by Mtothew March 12, 2010
Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020