Brench

Owned, to own, brake. A meaningless threat. Or breaking a bench, that is the root of the word.

"Imma brench you n00b"

by Glus_Master March 12, 2007

bruschan province

My home. I am from the beautiful and peaceful Bruschan Province where the city of Sauu-di-L'Yeffkereff, commonly known as Sauudi, is located. I live on the Eastside.

di L'Yefkereff is a common surname in my homeland of Bruschan province. it means "of the Yef Kereff house"

by Raul di L'Yefkereff May 12, 2008

Bronchanus

Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.

Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.

Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!

Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...

(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk

by Weaponstache December 1, 2010

Blunch

When you smoke a blunt, typically filled with marijuana, and then go get lunch or brunch.

Tomorrow should be fun, Ashley and I are doing blunch.

by SSY September 30, 2013

Brinch

A derogatory portmanteau term comprised of the words "Bad Grinch", used to describe any miserable person or persons whose Yuletide garb is considered inadequate or socially unacceptable, especially that of shop workers.
After repeated use amongst outsider groups, the term now encompasses any range of pitifully unimpressive takes on festive costumed characters, whether it be one a Gremlin or the Chanukah Zombie.

Some Guy: Hey, see that fat-ass in the cotton ball Santa beard and the old sock hat? Man, what a brinch.

Some Other Guy: Have a little sympathy, would ya? He's probably just some maths teacher who found a more worthwhile job.

by MrScareChrome July 3, 2014

Branch tactics

noun- The ultimate way to be a cunt, by gaining a females trust and making her fall for you, engaging in intercourse, and then leaving her for another female where you use the same tactics.

K-"Why did you do knock down ginger on her house so much?"

A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."

by The great marbini April 15, 2016

branchin

When you're about to glo up /To better yourself. /Growing out of the old shitty you.

Omg two years ago Adrienne was so ugly but I'm glad she's finally branchin .

by Flippytifties December 2, 2016