Beef Leech

Someone that latches onto and is obsessed with arguments and gossip (beef). Like a leech, they latch onto something, in this case - beef.

That girl keeps asking everybody about the fight last night. She's such a beef leech.

by CorBlimey September 24, 2017

Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes

I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.

by DLoCo September 14, 2018

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

Beef latte

A sexual act in which a man takes a shit into a blender, the next step consists of the man adding prime rib and beef filets to the concoction, the final step is the man splooging his seed into the blender and combining the ingredients.The man gets the beef latte and slathers it all over his mate in which he penetrates until the beef latte creams out of her vaginal crevice.

How did you enjoy that sloppy beef latte last night.

by Absolute Beaut April 21, 2018

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......

Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons

by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021