boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 8, 2013

Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.

"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"

by beepbop121 November 5, 2021

Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady September 5, 2015

Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...

Jaclyn is a certified beard ho

by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

beard marriage

A marriage in which a woman marries a gay man to provide a cover for his homosexuality

Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha

brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother

by streamcatvideosonline February 19, 2022