beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013

beaver dip

When a female soaks a tampon in alcohol then places it in her vagina to get drunk.

That girl's vagina must be pickled after all the beaver dips she has done.

by meowza21 March 13, 2014

beaver lashes

Pretty female pubic hair

Wow you have nice looking beaver lashes.

by Haley.duh April 15, 2016

Beaver Pile

Lesbian Orgy, Lesbian Swinger Sex

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.

by Rmdeecee May 21, 2016

Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017

Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 17, 2018

Beander Beanezes

Beans

Damn that's Beander Beanezes

by TheLonelyMongoose August 11, 2021