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beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.
Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.
by Swtkarma October 17, 2013
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beaver dip

When a female soaks a tampon in alcohol then places it in her vagina to get drunk.
That girl's vagina must be pickled after all the beaver dips she has done.
by meowza21 March 13, 2014
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beaver lashes

Wow you have nice looking beaver lashes.
by Haley.duh April 15, 2016
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Beaver Pile

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.
by Rmdeecee May 21, 2016
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
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Beander Beanezes

Damn that's Beander Beanezes
by TheLonelyMongoose August 11, 2021
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