When you take an empty resealable plastic bottle and squeeze the air out and fill it with a stinky fart and cap it. Finally you find an unsuspecting victim and open it and squeeze out the fart in their face.
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Mya: How do I get boys to notice me?
Kyle: Touch his fu-king penis you noob.
Mya: BOTT!!!
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Kyle: Touch his fu-king penis you noob.
Mya: BOTT!!!
Kyle: BOTT!!! ^_^
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A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
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1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed by their mothers or wet-nurse from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk.
2. An adult syndrome, neurosis or psychosis associated with fixation on female breasts caused by not being breast-fed; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts, preferably in-person but usually on video while spanking the monkey. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and professional productivity; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola.
3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.
1. Newborns and infants who are not breast-fed by their mothers or wet-nurse from birth; children bottle fed with man-made formula, cow, goat and other non-human milk.
2. An adult syndrome, neurosis or psychosis associated with fixation on female breasts caused by not being breast-fed; the condition can cause adult males to stare for hours at images of exposed female breasts, preferably in-person but usually on video while spanking the monkey. This affliction has caused the loss of millions of hours of relational and professional productivity; and has subjected the owners of these splendid protuberances to fawning, gawking and general harassment for a glimpse at the much sought after nipple and aureola.
3. A grown animal that you rescued as a newborn, and you bottle fed in the absence of its mother.
1. His mother's breasts did not produce any milk, so he became a bottlebaby from birth.
2. The bottlebaby couldn't get a good look down the waitresses' top because she was wearing a leotard.
The bottlebaby was sucking so hard on her tit she thought her nipple would rip right off.
Bottlebabies get a little chubby when the top meat is exposed, a full-blown erection at the sight of a nipple and a pearl jam eruption when she manipulates her boobs in any way; but preferably by pinching the nipple and gently pulling the breast away from her body, releasing and repeating.
2. The bottlebaby couldn't get a good look down the waitresses' top because she was wearing a leotard.
The bottlebaby was sucking so hard on her tit she thought her nipple would rip right off.
Bottlebabies get a little chubby when the top meat is exposed, a full-blown erection at the sight of a nipple and a pearl jam eruption when she manipulates her boobs in any way; but preferably by pinching the nipple and gently pulling the breast away from her body, releasing and repeating.
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Guy 1:Dude, so i was banging Sally last week for 2 hrs and i had to get the spray bottle out.
Guy 2: She was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.
Guy 2: She was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.
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