Autopsy Head

"The line, crease or mark left on a persons forehead as a result of wearing a tight hat"

Looks like you have a bad case of "autopsy head".

by nycesq January 27, 2009

sorry, autocorrect

A phrase often used when a private or dirty text is sent to the wrong person in an attempt to lessen the awkwardness or dismiss the conversation

Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!

by black409 June 7, 2011

automatic loveletter

one the best best bands ever! girl singer juliet simms
they pretty much are one of the most inperational bands around

question: did u check out automatic loveletter at the warped tour last night?
answer: o ya man they totaly kicked booty!

by jaemee July 2, 2008

autosage

It's a term used at krautchan. It means: sage. "to lower"

Used to call moot a newfag, PRICELESS.

imagechan(dot)com/images/34df0a93cbf95110926ec3d10ed652ec.jpg

moot: why the fuck do you people use the term "autosage"

anonymous: it's a term used at krautchan you newfag

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

by mootsanewfaglol April 4, 2010

automag

A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD).
The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers back in the mid 90's. The widespread acceptance of electronic guns resulted in the Mag's decline.
However, due to it's quality and reliability, the Automag still retains a small but loyal following.

My automag is built like a tank...not like that made-in-China Smart Parts garbage.

by naknumm February 7, 2008

autofcaeiountrol

n. to be in a frenzy state of mind; a type of person you would guys crazy, demented and plain stupid.

adj. plain stupid, awkward, insane

Michael was autofcaeiountrol, as he was finishing his grand masterpiece of a house of cards.

by Psedoumon001 April 13, 2009

autochronophilia

psychological disorder in which a time traveling person experiences a sexual preference for oneself in the time frame different than the time he or she used time machine.

Dude1: Dude2, I just found out that I'm Autochronophiliac!
Dude2: WTF?
Dude1: Last night I used time machine to travel 20 years in past. I went to my place at the college campus and things started rolling unexpectedly...
Actually, I lost virginity with myself.
Dude2: how was it?
Dude1: Enlightening! Now I know who was that guy in my shower 20 years ago!

by 5thfloor October 27, 2009