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Emergency wank

When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank
Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020
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Wank Throne

An office/gaming chair that's also used for masturbation, particularly if the chair is worn out or in poor condition.
I walked in on Steve sitting on his wank throne, hastily stuffing his boner into his draws with hentai on his Chromebook screen. DESGUSTANG!
by JEFF_BENZOS August 29, 2019
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Stank wank

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016
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Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
by Superbankai April 26, 2016
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stamina wank

To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse
John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed
by howard1976 June 7, 2014
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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.
Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"
by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005
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