Skeeter Valentine

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

by SethIsGod October 7, 2010

Noemi Valentino

The hottest cheer captain around!! Normally found round her natural habitat, the ravenclaw common room hosting the sexiest parties.

boy 1: “who’s that!”
boy 2: “the best thing to ever walk the earth, Noemi Valentino”

by NatMc July 26, 2021

The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.

Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums

by T-Storm May 31, 2004

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.

A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown

by AMX February 9, 2009

valentina

she is a dirty whore who would fuck anything with a dick... whores get nothing.

valentina dropped out of school to become a whore.

by gennywenny July 16, 2018

Valeena

A bum ass mutherfucker that is very lonely and is usually associated with garbage. No one wants to be a friend with a valeena

Valeena is so fucking ugly no one likes that bitch

by Bigdickdave_penis November 30, 2017