turkquin

a turkey and a penguin combined. i.e. someone with a big gobbler and waddles.

susan gay pinkowitz is a turkquin

by angela santos March 18, 2008

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009

Cold Turkey

When somebody quits something without weaning themselves off of it.
Could be anything E.G: smoking, jacking off, television.
Originates from when a smack (or any opiate for that matter, medical or not) addict stops taking drugs completely. The effects are feeling "cold" (from the inside) no matter what temperature it is or how many blankets you are using.
The turkey part comes from the same origin and when your skin goes goosepimply...like a turkey.
I speak from personal experience.

Johnny went cold turkey last week. He's been wrapped up in bed ever since, but still feels freezing cold.

by Machtoon December 28, 2005

Turkish Snow Cone

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo". It is used to describe the sex act of dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering ur cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing ur snow cone cock in a girl's mouth or vagina.

Ronny: "whats up partnah"

Dave: "Check this shit out. I gave that skank from last nite a Turkish Snow Cone in my jeep"

Ronny: "No shit, what a whore"

by Pdogs September 10, 2005

turkey

some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey

mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey

by xx-just moi-xx December 14, 2008

turkey squirt

the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.

guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"

by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009

turkeyfuck

To use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. Common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario

Person A: Do you have a light?
Person B: No, you'll have to turkeyfuck

by averisk September 20, 2009