Boston Tugboat

A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.

Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.

Honey would you like to perform the Boston Tugboat?

by William Mallowery January 23, 2011

turban tastic

something so good that it makes you want to put on a turban

Fuck me! That goal was turban tastic *puts on a turban*

by Robin February 6, 2005

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

Turbovirgin

A turbovirgn (sometimes shortened to "turbo" or even "tv") is a guy who is not only a virgin but also has never had any intimate contact of any variety with somebody of the opposite gender. Typically this term is only used to describe those who have reached an age where this is abnormal. This concept is related to but not exactly the same as an "involuntary celibacy". Turbovirgins often are bitter about their experience and might manifest strange social quirks in addition to low-self esteem and depression.

Joe is such a turbovirgin, he's 27 years old and never even kissed a girl.

by LUEser40001 September 2, 2013

Putting the turban on the Sheik

When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.

Bob "I blew my load but luckly I had put the turban on the sheik."

by yin August 5, 2004

Turb Master

One who is exceedingly proficient in the Art of Masturbation; One who has achieved Master Status in the art of Masturbation; The Ubermesch of Masturbation

Even though he lost his sight, Peter achieved his dream of achieving Turb Masterdom.

by The Dutz December 17, 2008

turbanization

The growth of turbans in the U.S. a.k.a Muslims.

Wow this turbanization is a drag!!!

by Bhernandez93 July 22, 2016