tits up and wheelin

1) A Chick with a fast car.

2) When a long term plan works out and everything goes smoothly as if it was written in a book.

1) The perky little blonde in the vintage Hemi Cuda passed me on the freeway doing at least 85 mph. She was tits up and wheelin.

2) The Alfster sat back and waited patiently for the fool to fall into his zealot rose trap. Soon, everything would be tits up and wheelin.

by Petergozinya September 21, 2009

man tits

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.

"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005

Tits

1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya!

Dude, that was tits!

That roller coaster was TITS!

by EricJared April 25, 2006

tits

a great source of blackmale used by girls x

if you dont buy me that dimond necklace , you wont touch my tits !

by lou lou February 21, 2005

penis tits

-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.

1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."

by VeX Kresh December 10, 2008

Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009

Show us your tits.

An exclamation, usually spoken by drunk or horny guys, who want to see a hot chicks supple, bare titties.

"Hey bitch, show us your tits."

by Brian March 17, 2004