Déja Flu

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.

I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.

by TheVivisector February 10, 2021

Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime

I just got Salvadoran screaming monkey flu, darn

by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019

Boo Flu

When a friend of yours has recently started dating another, and is suddenly unable to attend and social gatherings because he is with said boo.

"What happened to Jim?" "He got a case of the Boo Flu, we won't hear from him until he is single again"

by RockSickle September 14, 2012

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”

by That dude steve November 2, 2022

Boost Flu

A cold/flu that takes over your body when you haven’t drove your Boosted car in a long period of time.

You heard about Billy? He cam down with the Boost Flu

by Jet Boost February 1, 2018

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018