Bell Man

Bell Man is a person at a Hotel, that Greets a Guest With Courtesy and Sophistication. Entering into a Social contract with the Guest to assist him with Bags in Exchange for a Tip. These men are needed at the Hotels, to help the Rich feel Superior and give them a Person to talk Down To. But the Bell Man Doesnt Care, as their 100 Dollar Tip, goes into there Bank and builds there net worth. So in most Cases, the Bell Man Always Wins, as the Guest BankRupts on Craps and Roulette. And then His Wife Files For Divorce when they Return Home because he lost there Kids College Tuition. Then at Check out the Bell Man goes to the Room, with a Smile Takes there Bag back to their Car Gives them a Smile as his Wife Calls Him a Loser. Then the Bell Man says thank you for Staying with Us Come Back Soon. That's the Definition of a Bell Man

Guest: Hey Bell Man Get My Bags out of my Trunk!
Bell Man: Ok Sir! I will get it out of your Trunk. How long will be Staying?
Guest: Why do you Care Boy? if you get my Bags up in Ten Minutes i will tip you 100 bucks.
Bell Man: I will get it up Right Away. Thank you For Staying with Us See You Soon

by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020

The Peepee Man

A certain kind of man-child known to haunt West Virginia hollers and internet chatrooms.

Goddamnit, I went to the store, and The Peepee Man bought all the damn Delsym!

by stompykins November 2, 2018

Creamy Man

A man who lives to toss salad and/or get his salad tossed.

Joe: Hey Rob, let me munch down on your poopchute!

Rob: Thats the third time you've asked me that today you douchenozzle.

Joe: Nuh uh, its the first time.

Rob: Just shut your face you sick Creamy Man!

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

Souper Man

A can of Campbell's Chunky Soup with a red cape.

With great soup, comes great responsibility -souper man.
(actually me doing a voice over for souper man)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010

man game

when a minimum of two guys with no maximum all jack off in front of each other. While they jack off in front of each other they are watching porn on their phones, but also looking at each other's dicks. they also make fun of each other's dicks while they jack off. Also, sometimes they will have the last person that cums lick everybody else's off a napkin.

Lock: holden nobodies home lets play the man game
Holden: yes lets do it

Lock: I play the man game and I'm not gay.

by canofworms October 15, 2014

Lithuania-Man

An overrated Portuguese tap-in merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses.

Such are the tales of farming of the Lithuania-Man, legends say he sucks farmers dry and clean by his innate sucking abilities.

by Lisandro Martinez November 4, 2022

man spray

Another term for semen, cum, jizz, or guy goo.

Byron shot his warm creamy load of man spray into Rebecca's rectal cavity while screaming "get ready for my sweetness!"

That señor faggoto just got covered in man spray!

by Taft September 29, 2011