Testiculating

The masculine version of testiculating

Him: *For the third time in 3 minutes* “Fuck babe, you look good as helllll.”
Her: “Are you testiculating?”
Him: “Yes. Come help me do something about it?”

by ursajenkins February 9, 2026

testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025

Testiculocracy

A form of government where in the people are ruled by the person with the biggest balls.

Only those with the biggest, juiciest balls (double tabbed to edit) can lead our testiculocracy.

by Gigglemaxxer April 6, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025

Testiculate

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025