Teletubbie

Four giggling freak-tards that arised from the sky giving children a hard time watching TV. Non-stop assholes giggling with glee by annoying millions of people every second.

A mild form of "f**k" and a minor form of "screw."

Chaos that occurs often; bad days for people when having trouble with anything.

A drug. A drug that has large amounts of nicotine and weed, may cause strong brain damage; an illegal drug; strong dope.

1. Stop acting such a Teletubbie, John.
2. I knew I have acted like a selfish Teletubbie at Bob's party.

3. My students started Teletubbies in my class, it drived me Bonkers!
4. The Teletubbies ruckuss in my retirement home drived the elders crazy!

5. Teletubbies that.
6. Teletubbies you.
7. Teletubbiesin' a-hole!
8. What the Teletubbies?
9. Teletubbies you guys.

10. He was smoking some Teletubbies last night.
11. As Michelangelo said, "never smoke Teletubbies!"

by Tim August 17, 2004

telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.

I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

teletubbies

gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads

teletubbies= gay dudes with strange shaped sex toys on their heads

by keebles August 26, 2012

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 6, 2006

Telemarketer

PURE HELL SENT BY THE SPAWN OF SATAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THROUGH TELEPHONES AND PORN. DON'T TRUST EITHER... more than 10 minutes at a time.

OMFG TEH GODDAMN TELEMARKETER!1!1one

by Santa_on_drugs July 6, 2005

teletubie

the act of teaching young children (male) how 2 be gay

mommy......y iz the purple teletuby kissing the red one?

by hotgurl September 23, 2003

teletubbies

Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.

I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004