Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 07, 2024

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 April 29, 2012

Capt-e-tan

Capt-e-tan is a different or funnier way of saying Captain.

Look here Capt-e-tan, it’s time for me to go!!

by Hankscolts November 22, 2022

papa tan tan

Papa tan tan is a guy with the gerthious dick it rips people appart from the inside he's a daddy to all and a really big influence when it comes to weed he beats women but that makes women cum like crazy we all love a papa tan tan

My dream guy needs to be like papa tan tan

by Citric Bucyrus May 16, 2023

offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 20, 2014

dick tan

the process of tanning your penis, common on nude beaches

Yo dude, can I see that sick dick tan you were talking about?

by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 02, 2018