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Tits on toast

1. When a woman dresses seductively, particularly with a low decolletage or with a style that accentuates the cleavage.
"She usually doesn't make an effort, but last night she was all tits on toast!"
by pollyanna-istanbul December 21, 2009
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toastface muncher

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.
by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011
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Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.
Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.
by Chumplett May 26, 2009
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toast

1. what comes out of a toaster, stupid!
2. yummy breakfast food
by wakalakalover45 February 27, 2005
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toaster

A reference to a somewhat "inside" joke used in the LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Transgendered) community to the 'joke' (that is never actually spelled out when used, lest you ruin the joke and look sorta stupid), that, for every straight person that a LGBT person "recruits" into the gay ranks, the recruiting LGBT person gets a toaster as an incentive, like some banks did (long ago) to get new accounts. This reference to banking incentives shows how long this "joke" has been around. The "joke" is at the expense of the right wingers who have for years tried to characterize gay people as "those horrible deviants who are making our children (or adults) gay!!!!". Like, "Okay, YOU GOT US! We ARE recruiting! AND, we are even so organized and wily in our scheme, we have incentives and prizes for recruiting your precious, previously heaven-bound little Johnny into our shameless, hell-bound ranks."
(One lesbian to another, while discussing another person of interest): "Well, she's 'straight', but if you can get her, you know you'll get a toaster!"

Or, (One gay man to another, tounge-in-cheek): "I hope I can get that (heterosexual) man to love me! I can always use another toaster!"
by TomPnCA. April 10, 2006
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Toaster Club

n. 1. Describes a group of ladies that "prefer" each other over the opposing sex.
2. Girls only club, that only certain types of boys can be members of too.

Established 2006, Little Rock, AR
"Why don't you quit playing with stupid boys and come on over to the Toaster Club!'

That's one, hott, piece of toast.

Yay, Toast!
by QueenToast-Lush-PeaceOfToast October 8, 2009
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Toast her Buns

Toasting her buns is when you are having anal sex and you smack the girls ass until it is blood red, hence the "toasting"
Guy 1: Did you Toast her Buns last night?

Guy 2: Totally!!

Guy 1: Nice! How toasted were they?

Guy 2: EXTRA CRISPY!
by BIG TEEZY12345678910 January 20, 2011
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