thongular

Adjective: Painful or chafing in a manner characteristic of a thong.

"Man, this lawn chair iz ridin up my ass so bad it be THONGULAR!"

by Peter S. July 15, 2005

Thong Song

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.

1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.

by BuddhaDude3 August 16, 2011

thong

Power underware for herteos, the briefer the better. A trick to wear at first, but the benefits are enormous. None but the intimate ones have to know.

Bill shows a lot of confidence since he ditched boxers and started wearing a spandex thong.

by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006

Town of Thorns

A state of mind where a woman pierces your soul with words sharper then any thorn.

That girl send me into the depths of the Town of Thorns with just one remark.

by KyoBS April 2, 2008

thong nugget

1. a dag
2. a dingleberry
3. a lump of faeces which is trapped inside a g-string

eww, that guy has a thong nugget

by Thuli April 20, 2010

Thonging

"Thonging" is used by the illiterate students as a way "of saying thonking"

im thonging of a way to win fortnite and win my girlfriend back, but nothings coming to mind

by krazee_v November 14, 2018

Thong Boi

A 25 year old pedophile that asks underage girls what they are wearing for underwear. He will also try to change his ethnicity, but you know that he is just white. (usually has a small pp)

thong boi just changed his ethnicity again

by Waatch out Kidz March 2, 2020