offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.

Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.

by Fancypanski February 24, 2014

Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.

Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.

by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021

Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

by Naminator33 February 16, 2022

Spray tan

Dirty skin, greasy,never showers

Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan

by Countrygoon69 October 24, 2019

Asher Tan

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 22, 2022

Maple Syrup Tan

A skin tan that looks like the colour of Maple Syrup and looks delicious.

“Hey man where did you get that Maple Syrup Tan?!”

by Chicka1994 May 8, 2018

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024