Johnny status 

When a girl constantly updates her facebook or twitter status with love messages to her boyfriend.

<3<3 I love him so much! <3<3

"Go update your Johnny status!"

"She's probably on her blackberry Johnnying her status again."

Johnny status by H8uh February 11, 2010

Marshall Status 

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.

Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.

Marshall Status by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010

Popcorn Status 

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.

Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.

Popcorn Status by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011

Guilt Status Update 

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.

Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."

Guilt Status Update by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012

Cudi Status 

Cudi Status (Pronounce Coodi or Cudi status) - It means That you have that smooth, chill, style.

Ah man you know I got that Cudi status.

Or MOM BITCH GET OFF MY NUTTS I GOT THAT COODI STATUS MUA FUCKA!

Cudi Status by Briant Willows August 20, 2012

Rockefeller Status 

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

Rockefeller Status by MikeSmith October 14, 2012

Grizz Status

The act of being so black out drunk that an individual can't stand or speak, and can barely open their eyes.

Dude, Sam was on Grizz Status last night. He was so fucked up he couldn't even stand and he put his head through a wall.

Grizz Status by bear crazy December 11, 2012