by rerach October 16, 2006
A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
by BBattleship August 24, 2009
Girls of African/ African American decent that crave for cocks, usually for the Caucasoid type. (Black girls that do not crave crackers are just called sluts.) Usually not of urban culture but the white dominated suburban kind. They will usually allow multiple crackers to fuck and penetrate there loose pussies, they always swallow. They usually become addicted to the white cock and always come back for more. Also referred to as "hit it n' quit it sluts"
Laquisha: Shanaynay did you hear what Aisha did?
Shanaynay: YO what she do?
Laquisha: While visiting that cracka school, she let all those skinny homeboy cracker bitches take turns fucking her in the ass and giving her facials.
Laquisha: Ahhh hell nah.
Shanaynay: Worst part is she decided to go to that college.
Laquisha: Damn dat bitch is a black slut.
Shanaynay: YO what she do?
Laquisha: While visiting that cracka school, she let all those skinny homeboy cracker bitches take turns fucking her in the ass and giving her facials.
Laquisha: Ahhh hell nah.
Shanaynay: Worst part is she decided to go to that college.
Laquisha: Damn dat bitch is a black slut.
by SeanShizzle September 24, 2009
iPod Owner: Dude, you are totally slutting my pod.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.
iPod slut: Nah, I'm not.
Passer-by: Well thats what you get for leaving your iPod alone with an iPod slut.
by undividualist September 10, 2005
by fester789 February 03, 2006
A teaser trailer for a film that reveals so much that actually going to see the movie becomes inconsequential because you already know everything about the movie.
by BiffBamPow November 12, 2009
The act of continually lowering your standards so that each new sexual partner is worse than the last.
After her break up, she fell into a slut spiral that finally resulted in her waking up next to Carrot Top, Cheech Marin, and a walrus.
by Bartsy September 03, 2006