A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
by BBattleship August 24, 2009
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Laquisha: Shanaynay did you hear what Aisha did?
Shanaynay: YO what she do?
Laquisha: While visiting that cracka school, she let all those skinny homeboy cracker bitches take turns fucking her in the ass and giving her facials.
Laquisha: Ahhh hell nah.
Shanaynay: Worst part is she decided to go to that college.
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Shanaynay: YO what she do?
Laquisha: While visiting that cracka school, she let all those skinny homeboy cracker bitches take turns fucking her in the ass and giving her facials.
Laquisha: Ahhh hell nah.
Shanaynay: Worst part is she decided to go to that college.
Laquisha: Damn dat bitch is a black slut.
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by Bartsy September 3, 2006
Get the Slut Spiral mug.A skatepark slut is a stupid female who feels the need to hang around the skatepark a minimum of 3 times a week, to do absolutely nothing but sit there, usually in their element or volcom wear that they got from Pac Sun, and look cute just in case one of the skaters happens to take a break and look their way. (Even tho that is absolutely ridiculous because guys are their to skate, not to pick up girls). Usually once a week, a skatepark slut will ask to borrow some guys board and attempt to skate down a ramp, and 100% of the time she will fall on her ass and giggle like the stupid slut she is...winning her no points what-so-ever with any guy. (unless he wants some action)
skatepark slut: oh hey jonny can i see your board for a second? (annoying giggle)
johnny: uh ya sure
skatepark slut:(still giggling annoyingly as she climps up the ramp) omg do you think i should try this, omg im going to...wait! omg im scared *more giggling*okay here i go!!!
*falls on her ass, with more trying to be cute laughs*
johnny: uh ya sure
skatepark slut:(still giggling annoyingly as she climps up the ramp) omg do you think i should try this, omg im going to...wait! omg im scared *more giggling*okay here i go!!!
*falls on her ass, with more trying to be cute laughs*
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