slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.

Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!

by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018

slurpee

when you succ the face so hard your skin comes off

"want a slurpee you dirty slut?"

by kertsfaygo July 31, 2018

Slurpage

When you’re eating noodles or ramen and shit just goes everywhere.

Friend 1: *slurps
Friend 2: damn that’s some real slurpage going on there
Friend 1: I know dude I know

by Theothergay October 4, 2018

Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

slurtyping

When your texting someone and you fuck up the letters in a word so badly, that autocorrect can't fix it. It is the equivalent of talking 100% shitfaced inebriated and slurring your words.

"Did you see havykbeifj snoaliiuw went fjsokd?"

"Dude, what? You're slurtyping"

by tRiP42069 May 28, 2021

O-slurry

Fictional (hopefully) cocktail made up of a collection of spilled drinks from the dance floors of 'The Osprey' club in Manasquan, NJ. This legendary drink is concocted by no other than the white-haired bouncer/bar back that is seen mopping up floors in the early part of an Osprey night. His sentinel like stealth and proclivity to cleanup is unparalleled along the Jersey Shore. Whether true or not, this mythical tale is believed to be due, in part, by the extremely odd and uneasy beer selection at 'The Osprey', which includes, Corona in a tall boy can, fosters, molson ice, amongst other weird and varied beers of all sizes too large to drink before it warms to a piss-like temperature. The slang term, 'O-slurry' can be used to describe the formed slurry of spilt beverages on any dance floor.

Greg overheard the white-haired bar back saying, "An O-slurry a day keeps me strong and handsome." That's so creepy!

by pgpolli_2 May 26, 2010