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slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.
John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands
by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022
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Suavecedo

The dumbest streamer to ever grace the twitch platform, a true gentleman with the kindest of hearts, a gentle soul and THE most unique musician on twitch! also loves eating pickles
Theres a guy named suavecedo on twitch who eats pickles and sucks toes
by newkk September 13, 2022
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Slave

A person who is legal property of another person and is forced to obey them no matter the circumstance. It was used hundreds of years ago for things such as sex work, domestic chores, mining, agriculture, forced begging etc.
The slave was forced to pick cotton all day and all night, 24/7 and if he or she failed to comply with orders they would be brutally punished.
by LadyGlitterClitter September 22, 2022
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Slavery

Let’s assume it isn’t wrong. Who should have to be the slave?

Hym “What makes slavery wrong? Well, to find out why, let’s assume that it isn’t. If slavery isn’t wrong, then who should be the slave? I vote you. Now, you’re not going to want to be the slave. So I’m going to have to violence you pretty good to get you to be that (a slave). But the violence isn’t a permanent solution to the problem here (the problem being ‘You not wanting to be a slave). So I need to use violence initially (to get you to become a slave) and then I have to use the threat of future violence to get you to continue being a slave. And this will continue to be the case, indefinitely. But the problem of you not wanting to be a slave remains. So, what do you do about it? Well, you dwell on it. Ruminate, if you will (Like a school shooter), and you realize ‘If he can use violence on me, I can use violence on him. I die either way and if I die I don’t have to be a slave anymore. He can’t increase the amount of violence he uses to keep me in line (or he will no longer have an effective slave).’
So, why is slavery wrong? Is it because people have ‘intrinsic worth?’ Of course not! People are almost completely interchangeable with one another. Especially when it comes to labor. And even more so when it comes to men. Look at how all of the low income jobs are structured! So, am I willing to risk future violence to improve my own life? Yes. And so is Jordan. Would they do it to me if they could? Probably. Jordan loves to hoist people with their own petard. So why is it wrong? Well, I wouldn’t like it if it was happening to me... And by that logic, what makes ANYTHING wrong? That you wouldn’t want it to happen to you? If that were the case, the enforced schizophrenia would inarguably wrong. The women fucking a retard behind your back would be wrong. The withholding of actionable information would be wrong. The firing for breaking the rules while other people are being shielded from being fired for breaking the rules would be wrong. You wouldn’t want any of that to happen to you. So it can’t be that... Otherwise I’ve been deeply wronged by a ton of people! That’s no good.... Hmmm... this is a stumper!”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Slavery

" jonny boi that slave do do dat work do it deviousness level 9k " slavery
by .yep. December 5, 2022
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Slavic Smosh

2 slavic people with ordinary slavic lives that love pierogi and struggle with getting rubles!
romanian 1: I STOLE SLAVIC SMOSH'S WINDOWS 98 PC, NOW THEY WILL NEVER FINISH THE EPISODE!

Anton: ZAMKNIJ SIE!
by SlavicSmosh December 22, 2022
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Slave speed

When a nigga thinks he’s caught so he obtains super speed.
When a nigga is being chased by an authority and his fear of being caught gives him a burst of ancestral super speed or slave speed.
by It’s only funny December 31, 2022
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