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Dirty Skillog Nuts 

To be totally and completely ripped off. To be so royally cheated you feel sick. Like seeing a girl's photo on a dating site, hitting it off with her on the phone, then you meet her in person at a bar and see her coming out of the men's room with the nicest adam's apple you've ever seen.
Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, there was a problem with your kidney transplant."
Richard: "What happened?"
Doctor: "We thought a gumball machine would work as good as an actual kidney... we were wrong. You only have about twenty minutes to live."
Richard: "C'mon man, that's dirty skillog nuts!"
Doctor: "Yes... yes it is."
Related Words

fish skin 

the 1920's name for a condom.
"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.
fish skin by qtipbob April 26, 2009

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?
John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

Skinnilisous 

Where your able to suck in the fat and be able to look skinny.
This dumbass bitch is so skinnilisous i can't see their fat anymore.

whipping skippy 

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.
whipping skippy by Jonathan April 9, 2004