Shitting_cutely_uwu

The hottest most segc mf on the planet. Follow him right now cause she funny asf, not to mention they swagy too.

Person 1: have you heard of shitting_cutely_uwu
Person 2: no
Person 1: fuck out of my face

by Rae😩 February 28, 2021

setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

by mastertooter March 26, 2021

Shitting bricks

When you shit so hard the bricks come out

Person A: bro that’s hilarious im shitting bricks rn.

Person B: bro wtf tmi

by narly walls January 18, 2022

Sittin’ Billy

Verb: the act of two people sitting together side-by-side in public, usually in a booth setting, instead of customarily sitting across from one another; suggests closeness or intimacy

1. Check out that cute couple sittin’ billy in the corner.
2. Do you want to face each other or are we sittin’ billy?

by DrJaction October 11, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

shitting between two stones

It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.

He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.

by Wise Texan May 8, 2023

shitting pygmies

Euphemistically; when a bowel movement is so large or unusual the resulting stool seems like it might stand up and walk away. Could be the result of something you ate.

Yo, I don't know what was in that food but I've been shitting pygmies all week.

by Von Zinzer September 18, 2023