holy shipleys donuts in ur mouth

a gay guy fucking a horse at the same time he is eating donuts that have been cummed on by the horse for the frosting

holy shipleys donuts that fagget is taking his pants off

by ..Ni3.. May 2, 2004

silent night

When one mid-sex takes an inanimate object (lamps being the norm) and hits their partner in the head to the point of concussion, the man then keeps going until satisfaction.

The woman then wakes up the next morning having no recollection of what happened.

Anthony: Hey franco, remember a while back when i gave that girl a silent night.
Franco: Yeah! How Could I ever Forget.
Anthony: Well i saw her yesterday and ran.
Franco: why?
Anthony: She was pregnant.

by Brad Sutty May 16, 2007

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

Deafening Silence

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

by V-Popp April 30, 2015

Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008

silent 7

The letter between j and k in the English alphabet. It is the best letter in the world.

What is funnier than 24? Silent 7!

by Slim chaety June 24, 2016

Silent game

Your in a car and someone talks continuous so you count the silence between their words and you never get to 5 seconds

The silent game is fun to play.

by Kuehlstein December 31, 2017