Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .

I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .

by pineapplefaith October 1, 2014

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Secret forces

Secret forces is an elite group trained to complete secretive missions. They are not commonly known but are a major point that shaped our world today and was created during the 1700s

Brandon had been chosen to become apart of an elite force known as the secret forces

by #******^** May 18, 2016

secret bowser

It's when one male puts one of his hands up another males buttocks and another hand down the males throat and try to lift the person like this

Just gave Oliver a secret bowser today

by The lad9793 April 4, 2017

scrittic

small bits of potato chips left in the bottom of the packet of chips, or in the bottom of a roasting pan. Roasting pan scrittics are the crunchy bits of potato stuck to the bottom of the pan.

1. Leave the scittics for me, they're the best bit!!
2. I have to scrape the scrittics off the roasting pan.

by TheHattie June 11, 2017

secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth

Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.

by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017

secretologists

A way to define those who are great at keeping secrets.

Annie and Nicole didn't want to spill any information the greatest secretologists we have ever known.

by Abnc2017 July 24, 2017