shotty

how to reserve something for oneself

"I shotty the last soda!"

by *Jessica* August 3, 2005

shitty shitty band band

Any band that you feel makes noise and not music.

Dom: Wheres other Dom and Joe?

Jason: Theyve gone to that gig to see shitty shitty band band

by Jasandy Dunkirk March 13, 2009

shitty kid

a kid who resides (or claims to) in a city; usually characterized by pale skin, tattoos, dyed black choppy hair and girls jeans, a can of PBR, and bike;

I almost hit one of those shitty kids on his fixy bike on Boulevard. Why do they all look the same?

by Ha804 May 21, 2009

shitty pants

A young child who has poohed their nappy.

"come on shitty pants, lets get you cleaned up!"

by Emma McBride August 1, 2003

shitty dudes

A person, male or female, not up to par on his game.
A person who only cares for himself, or for the wellbeing of himself.
Doesn't give a fuck about anyone, not even his friends.

John: "Hey Bill did you pick up your brother from soccer?"
Bill: "Nah, I decied to go and get fucked up instead!"
John: "What a SHITTY DUDE! He had to walk home five miles in the rain!"

by Z-bo May 31, 2005

shitty

a sympathetic offering akin to 'sorry to hear that'

neighbour Man, I ran over my mother-in-law's chijuaua with the lawnmower yesterday. She is going to have a fit over it after she finishes replanting her garden. Look, man do you think I could sleep in your garage tonight?

you huh, what? Oh, shitty. Sure, I guess so.

by extremely agitated June 19, 2009

shittytits

exclamation of frustration.

OH SHITTYTITS!!!

by bread infection November 22, 2009