Italian Screw Driver

Pretty hard to handle.

Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?

by Jean Binoche October 22, 2007

Screw Scratch

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008

Screwhorse

typically associated with being a dickhead or asshole.

The fuckstick Brett sure is a screwhorse.

by ZipperGoose June 19, 2008

screwfighting

An erotic form of jousting involving boxcar shaped men.

Comes in a variety of forms including 'Norwegian Screwingfighting' emphasizing the use of car batteries, cucumbers, clothespins, ski masks, and crisco.

Don't expect much supervision today, Dawson and Barbour were screwfighting all weekend.

by CarolMiller October 28, 2008

Screwed

Starting Week 11 and only being on Week 5.

I am totally screwed.

by xphtevenxi_axphtevenx May 16, 2014

screwed

No way out of a a very bad situation.

Santa Clause screwed the Easter bunny in the crapper and made off with his eggs.

by dabaresii May 4, 2015

Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018