Rubber Band Button

The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;

A blown O-ring.

Or
A worn out Butt hole.

Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.

He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.

by Patty ManGlaze March 15, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

German rubber duckie

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.

bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.

by funky gunky March 29, 2022

Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Rubber Malet

A simple but frail, portugee from Kalaheo hills on Kauai with the homoness of Elijah.

Hey you Rubber malet! Come ova hea

by Pale Haole March 7, 2022

Rubber free zone

A whore or a female that can’t get pregnant anymore.

Jasons mom Gale is a rubber free zone. No rubbers needed in her bedroom.

by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021