pussy ache

A light throbbing/pulsating pain in the vagina/vulva that results from either getting sexually aroused and not being able to climax (female version of blue balls) or results from too much repetitive or rough vaginal pounding and penetration. Similar to a tummy ache that can result from not eating enough or eating too much.

I got a mad pussy ache after he didn’t put out last night.

by iMacB July 25, 2018

pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

Wookiee pussy

a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.

guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy

by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009

standby pussy

1.Used to describe a woman who you can have potential sex with but you can't screw her at the moment because she has a boyfriend, or lives far away, etc. so you put her on "standby" while you go have fun with some other females.

2. Basically a rebound girl.

Bruce: "Ey Ozzy, did you screw that mexican chick yet?"

Ozzy:"No bro, she's "standby pussy"; she's got a boyfriend, I'm gonna fuck her later and in the meantime I'm gonna get at these other bitches!!!"

by Kujia November 14, 2009

turd pussy

The highest order of Choad. One who's such a boner, they've transcended mere turd-hood. A syphilitic hemorrhoid on a dick's pussy's anus!

"Look at that asshole with the faux-hawk, what a turd pussy!"

by Barf-tholomew Bonerpants April 13, 2010

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

Wired Pussy

Lesbian electro sex and bondage with wet orgasms and fisting.

Dina experienced wired pussy when was put in her place by the wickedly cruel mistress who inflicted pain and pleasure upon her through fucking implements that shocked her until she came in wet ecstasy.

by rollergirl February 13, 2014