alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators

That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.

by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022

SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

police raped

Where an officer or higher executive official is a victim of assault, usually sexually.

Yeah! Officer John was police raped!

by pleasedtoplease November 6, 2017

Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.

By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.

by Xrousi March 10, 2022

Police Tube

A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.

Jeremy might be out on bond today, Police Tube has already made 5 videos, each 3 minutes long.

by TurboSBF June 30, 2023