cuddle puddle

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle

by thurstyg March 4, 2010

Poodle Juice

The sexual act when a man urinates and cums inside the butthole of the other person then the other person procedes to fart creating a bubble that squirts in the man's Face

Man: "That stupid bitch totally squirted me in the face with her poodle juice."
Friend: Ha, you suck."
Man: "It's not my fault i had to piss after i came."

by Ur just mad Im sexier than you July 7, 2010

puddle of mudd

Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.

"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

by NukeheaD October 3, 2004

spooning the poodle

A guy who is so incredibly pussy whipped that he likely holds his girlfriends dog (that he hates) for her whenever she asks. It is undoubtedly a small yippy dog that sleeps in her bed between them.

"Did you see the way Keiko ordered Tommy around? Brother is totally spooning the poodle."

by Tucker Stevens January 15, 2008

pussy peddler.

one who peddle's the pussy.

ride it like a bike junior.

by nun yr bussiness. March 14, 2003

Poodle

Less of a man,a man with bitchassness, less of a real DOG,

Man is whinning after being stood up: "stop acting like a poodle"

by SMS08 January 16, 2009

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009