Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.

“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”

Potato Cough by GillyB3an February 14, 2019

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Potato's Journey

Potato's Journey is a book series written by two good boys named jon and elias. It is a good series about a potato named Bob.

Someone: Do you want to hangout today?

Me: No, I'm reading Potato's Journey.

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A Potato Plug is when you find a potato just right to stick up your ass

Kath: This potato plug is so hot.
Konner : Are you sure could use a potato I plug as well.

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Hugging without the use of arms. The act of leaning affectionately.

I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.

Potato hug by Soupislove November 10, 2019

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A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

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Energy level equal to Light Yagami from that one scene in Death Note.

Dude, that show has major potato chip energy.

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Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

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