Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.
Almost as if it was raped.
by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009
Get the Peter Sleeperedmug. person 1: yo whys peter parker so leng bro
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
person 2: bro idfk
person 1: tf you mean you don’t know
person 2: man idfk who peter parker is
by lengstyll March 24, 2022
Get the peter parkermug. Molly: What's the homework for class?
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.
Molly: There aren't any questions?
Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.
Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.
Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.
Molly: Oh Peter Reader.
by Peter Reader February 3, 2013
Get the Peter Readermug. Absolute Legend in the Football Soccer World as he Scored the Winner for Aston Villa in the 1982 European Cup Final.
by Jimbo Russell August 28, 2007
Get the Peter Withemug. Peter Lam has big cock. He is a very kind of guy who would take your girl but he respects women so he does not. He wants thots to be gone.
by Lifeisapileofpotatoes September 23, 2018
Get the peter lammug. by peterchenfan123 August 12, 2023
Get the Peter Chenmug. A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.
by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018
Get the Peter-Beatermug.