Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

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Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!

Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬

by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023

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Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

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Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

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Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

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Emma Peters

the nicest mean person you've ever met , will hold the door open for you but will call you out on your bullshit , will always let you go through the door first but will call you an uncultured swine

friend 1 : damn you're such an Emma Peters
Emma Peters : gee thanks ...

by lilbucket273 June 16, 2021

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