pecker

one's penis

Peter Oller put his own "pecker" up his bung holeo

by el tit face August 18, 2003

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker is to many, myself included, the most talented current MadTV cast member (currently in its 11th season). Nicole has extensive history in improv comedy and clearly uses it in her tv career to portray very realistic and comical characters. Many fans of the show claim that Nicole Parker softened the blow of the loss of a lot of beloved cast members in a relatively short amount of time.

It is also my (professional) opinion that Nicole Parker is the most beautiful female cast member that has ever been a part of MadTV.

Joe: Hey! Who is that beautiful woman interviewing Kathy Griffen at the emmies with that no-talent hack Bobby Lee.
Me: Oh, thats Nicole Parker.

by Skeeter McDougal October 7, 2005

Parker

a fat cunt who wont vote for my shit to be in the dictionary

B:Hey man I have a funny idea for Urban Dictionary
D:Dont worry it wont get accepted because of Parker
B:damn

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

Pecker-Necker

-Someone (i.e. a girl) that sucks a lot of dick

Jill is a complete pecker-necker and won't turn anyone down.

by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009

Parker

He is a funny and cat-loving person that you can count on. He maybe has light blue eyes with light brown hair.

Person 1: OMG! That person is so hilarious!!
Person 2: I know right! He must be a Parker!

by Celine P. June 1, 2017

Ketchup Packet

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.

My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.

by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 8, 2017

The fitness gram pacer test

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continutes. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. On your mark, get ready, begin.

The fitness gram pacer test sucks.

by Urdadlesbian1 December 1, 2018