The Ohio State University 

A university located in Columbus Ohio. A member of a conference of universities of whom ALL of which are ranked within the top 30 public universities in the nation, a fact which no other conference can claim to, especially the SEC, which only has one school which is worth a shit. Ohio State prides itself in being a university that does more than recruit good college football players, because as it turns out, in the big scheme of things winning football games and hiesman trophies doesn't really mean shit. Though ironically, Ohio State has won more games and heisman trophies than almost anyone.

Oh, you care about what you do with your life AFTER college? Go to The Ohio State University or another Big Ten school

The Ohio State University by bucks_rule January 25, 2011

Parma Ohio 

Parma, Ohio is a southwest suburb of Cleveland, Ohio, which has been known for decades as being extremely racist. The federal government actually sued the city over blatant discriminatory housing practices. At a city council meeting in the ‘70’s, a former Parma City Council President famously said, "I do not want Negroes in the city of Parma,” It is not uncommon to hear of a reported cross burning or other hate crime that the white residents employ to keep the blacks out of Parma. This tactic does work, as Parma’s black population is less than 2%. Black motorists will drive out of their way to avoid Parma because if you have so much as one light out, the Parma Police will shake you down. If you are a black motorist and you plan to drive through Parma, you need to have your automobile in perfect working condition, turn off the thump in the trunk, obey all traffic laws, and most importantly, leave your weapons, that bag of weed, rocks or blow and all paraphernalia at home.

Yo Man, better stop an get some gas cuase we show the fuck aint gonna be driving through Parma Ohio. Axe any of da brothers, Parma aint no place for to be foe me!

Parma Ohio by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

Greenville Ohio 

Possibly the worst place on Earth to live. For entertainment the citizens of Greenville Ohio go to Walmart and walk around, play hide and seek, ride around on bicycles, or just watch people. You cannot stand outside on the sidewalk for more than five minutes without seeing a white guy that thinks he is black. Greenville Ohio needs to get General Larry Platt to come here and do a concert so that the white boys will stop sagging their pants to the ground. If you live in Greenville you either live in the "ghetto" or on a farm in the country in the middle of nowhere.

Guy 1: "Man don't you think living in Greenville Ohio would be awesome?"

Guy 2: "No dude, that place is comparable to hell."

Greenville Ohio by such&such April 4, 2010

lancaster, ohio 

ohio city which proves stupidity is contagious.

there sure are some stupid drivers in lancaster, ohio.

lancaster, ohio by jhoove13 April 17, 2006

springfield ohio 

Springfield ohio:

A small city in Ohio known for violence and drugs. The south side of Springfield is very dangerous and ghetto. Springfield was once voted the worst city in Ohio.

Springfield Ohio:

The worst city in Ohio.

"Don't go to South Springfield at night. You might not make it out alive."

"We can go to Springfield and get any drug we need. We just gotta be careful not to get killed."

springfield ohio by Ajerhamma August 22, 2017

Defiance, Ohio

A great Folk-Punk band from Columbus, Ohio.
Some great songs include:
Bikes and Bridges
Hey Kathleen, are you hungry?
Im Just going to Leave...

Hey! Defiance, ohio is coming to town to do a show!
Sweet, lets go to that!

Defiance, Ohio by .bikes.and.bridges. May 22, 2004

celina, ohio 

Celina, Ohio is full of skanks, loose vagina, and people crushing on Kole Murlin. The guys all have small dicks and the girls are pretty but have no idea what they're doing in bed. Try our C Town wings though, they'll knock your socks off.

Come to Celina, Ohio a virgin, leave with AIDS.

celina, ohio by Riders18186 December 20, 2016