numynumnums

1. A yuMMMy snack!
2. A delicious person!
3. Someone you would like to taste!
4. One who is MMMM MMM GOOD!(Like the soup)

I would like to savor my numynumnums: Meredith, Alicia, and Micaela!!!

by Shavonda X. July 15, 2008

numb-nuttedness

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.

1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"

by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007

Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.

You're my number one star.

by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008

numbnard

A person who is a combination of both a numb nuts and retard. ahhh derrrr

I can't believe you didn't hit that, you're a total numbnard.

by Jenefreq August 17, 2008

Numitch

A combination of the words dumb and bitch.

Shut up you numitch!

That numitch just stole my man!

Look at that numitch sitting over there, she think she fine.

by Moton Hall June 29, 2009

numbnads

More inclusive than numbnuts in that it includes stupid women.

That group of women took 10 minutes to order their food. What a bunch of numbnads!

by wiseguy12 January 1, 2010

Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010