vagina monster

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

by cholayy May 8, 2008

Monster Cock

A cock that doesn't exist it only exist by porn editors making the dick look big

Dude 1: Dude that guy has a huge cock
Dude 2: EDITED!

by i'mgonnacutyoubitch17 April 5, 2005

flirt monster

def: someone who flirts alot but mostly with friends for fun or in serious flirting

you are such a flirt monster.

by elyssa July 13, 2004

Cookie Monster

An obvious junkie. One whose addition is so far gone that he or she cannot focus his or her eyes or consume the addictive substance properly. Often seen throwing cookies at their own faces, crumbling them up in their mouths and not swallowing or babbling incoherrently or both. Looks dazed, blue and cross-eyed.

C is for cookie and that's good enough for me ~Cookie Monster of Sesame Street reveals his tragic obsession.

by CrazyLock March 24, 2005

Swamp Monster

Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.

The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''

by Charlie Finn October 1, 2007

Monster Box

huge female vagina

Alanis Morrisette has a monster box

by easy e January 12, 2003

manatee

a girl that is really fat and swims

Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!

by Emily's friend November 19, 2004