turkeys fly at midnight 

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

turkeys fly at midnight by joseph jay June 28, 2007

Half Past Midnight 

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

Half Past Midnight by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010

the midnight lamp 

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

the midnight lamp by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

Burning the green midnight oil 

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

Burning the green midnight oil by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

Almost midnight 

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

Almost midnight by Mhaej January 3, 2019

the hobo walks at midnight 

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

the hobo walks at midnight by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

Italian Midnight Penguin 

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

Italian Midnight Penguin by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009