pitchfork media

The one music review website on the internet where the reviews are at least semi-tolerable. This is due to the fact that they're not being written by thirteen year olds (like on Absolutepunk) or by 40 year olds who only listen to top 40 radio (like Rolling Stone) but by actual WRITERS. Indie kids like to shit all over Pitchfork because they give bad reviews to bad music with no exceptions and only hypes bands that are too obscure to name drop to strangers you met at the Anberlin show.

Indie Kid: I can't believe Pitchfork Media gave the new Death Cab for Cutie album a 6/10 but gave some twat named Vampire Weekend a 9/10!

Sensible person: Have you ever even listened to Vampire Weekend?

Indie Kid: Well, I haven't seen them on Fuse yet.

by trafficjamparades December 22, 2008

The Medic Droid

Total fucking joke. Worst band ever, lead singer Chris Donathon is a homosexual.The majority of his fans are in their early teens and wouldnt know anything about real music.

Teen: OMG The Medic Droid is like the best band ever and Chris Donathon is so hot. *giggles*

by medicdriodfuckingsucks October 22, 2008

McIdiot

This person is such a big schmuck, that he or she will watch the movie "Super Size Me," a documentary about a man who eats McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 30 days and nearly dies, and is turned on to eat McDonald's.

In other words, it is your fat friend (or you) who loves McDonald's so much that he or she will eat it at the drop of a hat. All you must do is say the word: McDonald's.

Clayton was at work and had a customer whose last name is McDonald. Within 10 minutes after dealing with his customer he drove to McDonald's and ordered a double quarter pounder meal with no onions and pickles. McDonald's.

Did you see a movie that proves McDonald's is not healthy to eat?

I bet you're hungry. If so, consider yourself a McIdiot.

by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008

Social Mediator

Someone who works within the realm of social media and also mediates through their work.

Javier is a Social Mediator. You see that status update from Green Day urging you to watch their video? Well, Javier works for Green Day and he socially mediated that from them to you.

by Prudence Bell November 9, 2010

corporate media

A term used by people (i.e., communists), who think that all corporations are evil, therefore news outlets which corporations own are untrustworthy. These people are usually so far to the left that they fail to notice that the mainstream media leans to the left. This is especially ironic, since it is this leftist, liberal bias which makes mainstream networks untrustworthy -- not its "corporate ownership."

"Amy Goodman likes to whine a lot about 'corporate media.'"

by Gahmuret October 15, 2006

mediatoxic

Adjective

Describes poisonous aspect of long-term exposure to mass
media such as television, newspapers, and radio

"Finding daily news-watching mediatoxic, Conrad defenestrated his new flatscreen."

by Neil Ogism March 5, 2008

medical waste

Babies or children.

Those kids are annoying as hell. I wish the neighbours would control their medical waste.

by Pooeyface October 6, 2012